2007
please don’t let me hit the ground
maura @ 4:50 pm
I am kind of on the clumsy side, but today was a banner day even for me. First I dropped a 10 lb. weight on my toe at the gym. Luckily I only hit the very edge of my toe with the very edge of the weight, so I’ve just got a bruised, sore toe rather than a bruised, sore, and broken toe. Lesson learned: don’t put on hand lotion before going to the gym. Also, pay more attention, even if it is a rainy Monday morning and you are tired!
Then I cut my hand just a very tiny small wee little bit on a can that I was rinsing for recycling. Jonathan got all freaked out when he heard about this one: “Did you clean it? Did you put neosporin on it? Cans are really nasty and dirty! All wounds from here on out need to be cleared with the Council of Fussing and Fretting. That’s CoFF!”
He did NOT say “you can blag that,” which has been his standard response lately whenever he says something funny. But I thought I’d blag about it anyway, so there you go.
And just so YOU don’t worry about me, I actually had a tetanus shot last summer at my annual physical. My GP had gotten in a batch of new combined pertussis/tetanus boosters and asked if I wanted one. And because I am not a fan of infectious diseases I said hell yeah. So I’m good.