{"id":75,"date":"2006-10-11T20:28:17","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T00:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=75"},"modified":"2006-10-11T20:28:17","modified_gmt":"2006-10-12T00:28:17","slug":"im-the-last-splash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/11\/im-the-last-splash\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m the last splash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If there is one thing I would gladly outsource lately it is bedtime.  The whining!  The procrastinating!  The desperate attempts to trap us with convoluted, exhausted almost-5-yr-old logic: &#8220;Just wait ONE second!  I have something to tell you.&#8221; (Okay, Gus, tell me.)  &#8220;Now, do you want me to get REALLY angry?  Because I will!&#8221; (delivered in a nearly hysterical sob).  Plus there is the suddenly starving situation, which magically appears at zero minutes regardless of the fact that food was offered at the ten minute mark.  And if someone can please explain to me why the person who is asking for five more minutes of video games is magically too tired to brush his teeth?<\/p>\n<p>Truly, we are all ready for bed by the end of it.  The only good thing is that he is so tired that he passes out in 5 minutes, which is a bonus for us since we still lie down with him until he is asleep, because we are suckahs.<\/p>\n<p>Time for Veronica Mars, prerecorded (and commercial-free!) for our pleasure.  Wahoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there is one thing I would gladly outsource lately it is bedtime. The whining! The procrastinating! The desperate attempts to trap us with convoluted, exhausted almost-5-yr-old logic: &#8220;Just wait ONE second! I have something to tell you.&#8221; (Okay, Gus, tell me.) &#8220;Now, do you want me to get REALLY angry? Because I will!&#8221; (delivered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}