{"id":38,"date":"2006-01-24T15:00:07","date_gmt":"2006-01-24T19:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=38"},"modified":"2006-03-13T22:51:18","modified_gmt":"2006-03-14T02:51:18","slug":"you-are-like-the-clean-white-page-and-i-the-pen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/24\/you-are-like-the-clean-white-page-and-i-the-pen\/","title":{"rendered":"you are like the clean white page and i the pen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woah, 11 days since I last wrote!  What have I been doing with myself?  Seemed like a lot at the time, but now I can&#8217;t remember anything specific.  I guess I did sleep a lot to kick the illness out of my system, with eventual success, hurrah!<\/p>\n<p>All of which means that I don&#8217;t have much to say, so I&#8217;m going to steal <a href=\"http:\/\/annes3.livejournal.com\/49898.html\" target=\"_blank\">my friend Anne&#8217;s<\/a> idea.<\/p>\n<p>Maura&#8217;s To Do List:<br \/>\n(a selection of 10 items, and not in any particular order)<\/p>\n<p>1.  Take 2 shirts back to the Goodwill: okay, this really does have to be done today, because they only give you 5 days for returns.  One I don&#8217;t really like, on second thought, and one I like a whole lot but it&#8217;s polyester which means that I really will never wear it, since polyester makes me hot.  But it&#8217;s a drag, because the pattern is really funky.<\/p>\n<p>I have to give mad props to this Goodwill, it is huge and excellent (even has kids clothes!) and oh-so-inexpensive, even cheaper than the Salvation Army that I used to frequent but don&#8217;t now because I read that they discriminate against their gay employees.  If you ever need clothes and are in north Brooklyn, just head down to the corner of Livingston + Bond, they&#8217;ll set you up.<\/p>\n<p>2.  Take pants purchased at Goodwill last week to the dry cleaner.<\/p>\n<p>3.  Laundry (really, who doesn&#8217;t have laundry to do?).<\/p>\n<p>4.  Buy my sister a birthday present (that&#8217;ll be tomorrow, since she wants a gift certificate to the gap and there&#8217;re about 5 of them right near my office, it&#8217;s like an infestation).<\/p>\n<p>5.  Buy some <a href=\"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=34#comments\">foot inserts<\/a> for those fancy shoes so I can finally wear them.<\/p>\n<p>6.  Buy birthday presents for other folks who have them coming up, and for those I&#8217;ve been delinquent on from last year, bad me!<\/p>\n<p>7.  Answer email: of course this is always on my list.  Last year my resolution was to answer all email within a week, but of course that was way too ambitious.  This year I&#8217;m thinking a month.  So far, so good, though there&#8217;s one from 12\/28 hanging out in my inbox so I&#8217;d better hop to it.<\/p>\n<p>8.  Find time to meditate: another perpetual list item.  I&#8217;m getting pretty good about working some casual, counting-breaths stuff into daily downtime like while working out, walking home, and falling asleep, but haven&#8217;t gotten off (or on!) my ass to actually sit down purposefully for 15 or so minutes\/day.  Part of it is that I can&#8217;t quite figure a time to do it.  Ideally I&#8217;d like to meditate first thing in the morning, but it&#8217;s hard to get up any earlier than I already do.  Plus Gus will usually wake up when I get up.  Hmm, guess this one still needs to be worked on.<\/p>\n<p>9.  Redesign this damn site: yesterday while researching search engine optimization at work I came across a fully mocking forum posting that said something along the lines of &#8220;can you BELIEVE that SOME people are still using frames???&#8221;  To which I say &#8220;Can you believe that some people have no time to redesign their web sites?  What does this look like to you, my childless 90s?  No, it&#8217;s the child-ful 00s, so give me a break!&#8221;  Sheesh.  But yeah, this site is stupid, and not stupid like the way the kids talk about cool stuff these days, but just plain old stupid.<\/p>\n<p><strike>10.  Write in blog.<\/strike><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woah, 11 days since I last wrote! What have I been doing with myself? Seemed like a lot at the time, but now I can&#8217;t remember anything specific. I guess I did sleep a lot to kick the illness out of my system, with eventual success, hurrah! 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