{"id":332,"date":"2008-12-04T21:28:04","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T02:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=332"},"modified":"2009-03-31T22:49:24","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T02:49:24","slug":"let-me-try-to-pull-you-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/04\/let-me-try-to-pull-you-free\/","title":{"rendered":"let me try to pull you free"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Interwebs! I&#8217;ve missed you, with your daily forced blag of months past. How the heck are ya? I&#8217;m still pretty busy. I keep thinking things will slow down any day now, then things pop up. Such is the downward slide til the end of the year. I&#8217;m chewing over a big post deconstructing what has of late become my dread of the Christmas season (complete with highfalutin&#8217; references to anthropological essays!), but don&#8217;t have the gumption for it tonight. And maybe <i>dread<\/i> is too strong a word, anyway. Something like annoyance + unease + fatigue + nostalgia is probably better. Is there a word for that?<\/p>\n<p>I was going to do &#8220;what we&#8217;re reading,&#8221; but I have not had time to read much of anything lately, either for fun or for work (my infostreams are neglected + unruly, sigh). Gus, on the other hand, has been a reading fiend. Apparently the trick is to tell him he can read before bed &#8212; it makes him think we&#8217;re letting him stay up later (which of course we are not).<\/p>\n<p>I am not at all a reading snob when it comes to kids books. Honestly, he can read whatever Star Wars Spongebob Lego Captain Underpants Pokemon crap he wants to, as long as he&#8217;s reading. I do, however, prefer to reserve the ca$h money for purchasing books that he&#8217;s likely to read more than once (and that will take him longer than an hour to read, too). These are the suggested house rules for everyone, actually.<\/p>\n<p>So we hauled off to the library one recent weekend morning and picked up a pile of paperbacks for him. While scanning the shelves I found a craptastic series called Beast Quest. You know the kind &#8212; there are 8 bazillion books in the series and they&#8217;ve all been published in the past year and their names are all formatted like so: &lt;Crazy Fake Mythological-sounding Name&gt; the &lt;Weather\/Elemental Attribute or Scary Thing&gt; &lt;Kind of Beast&gt;. Plus cheesy cover art.<\/p>\n<p>Well, he ripped through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Zepha-Monster-Squid-Beast-Quest\/dp\/0545068630\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1228443507&#038;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\">Zepha the Monster Squid<\/a> in like 2 days, and similarly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Tartok-Ice-Beast-Quest\/dp\/0439024579\/ref=pd_bxgy_b_text_b\" target=\"_blank\">Tartok the Ice Beast<\/a> (who is, apparently, a girl, I&#8217;ll have you know). These were middle books in the series so I requested the first 3 from the library. But then I started to feel bad that he&#8217;d have to wait for them, and yesterday <i>was<\/i> his birthday, so I headed out on my lunch hour on Monday + bought them for him.<\/p>\n<p>And I have to say, they do work like magic. He&#8217;s been most excited about his new Nintendo DS, but he did pick up Ferno the Fire Dragon (Beast Quest book 1) today. I probably have about a week, tops, to order up books 4 through 8 bazillion from the library, so I&#8217;d better get on that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Interwebs! I&#8217;ve missed you, with your daily forced blag of months past. How the heck are ya? I&#8217;m still pretty busy. I keep thinking things will slow down any day now, then things pop up. Such is the downward slide til the end of the year. I&#8217;m chewing over a big post deconstructing what has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[24,19,33],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kid","tag-library","tag-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}