{"id":300,"date":"2008-10-22T21:03:56","date_gmt":"2008-10-23T01:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=300"},"modified":"2008-10-22T22:06:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-23T02:06:02","slug":"sometimes-youre-so-heavy-sometimes-i-dont-feel-you-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/22\/sometimes-youre-so-heavy-sometimes-i-dont-feel-you-at-all\/","title":{"rendered":"sometimes you’re so heavy, sometimes i don’t feel you at all"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some Things I Learned Today, in Roughly the Order In Which I Learned Them:<\/p>\n

1. Walking to work is much more conducive to thinking than scooting. I guess my brain is too busy planning my scoot path to really think of anything. It takes longer to walk, but I think I will segue back to it as the seasons change, because the scooter is cold + windy.<\/p>\n

2. When you have a good class in the morning it can energize you for the whole day.<\/p>\n

3. Some things are more trouble than they’re worth.<\/p>\n

4. Cheese ravioli, turkey sausage and garlicky broccoli rabe taste just as good the next day.<\/p>\n

5. When your office is near the office of a colleague who works with the hospitality management department, you will occasionally be offered cookies. And they will be good!<\/p>\n

6. My plate is full.<\/p>\n

7. I need to refill my metrocard<\/a> soon.<\/p>\n

8. Avocados are awesome. Why has it taken me ’til age mumble-mumph to realize that?<\/p>\n

9. The inside of The Little Red Lighthouse<\/a> is dark and boring, but at the top the view is awesome. (Gus had a field trip today).<\/p>\n

10. I can do all the dishes and make tomorrow’s lunches in exactly the amount of time it takes to listen to the entire Throwing Muses record “Limbo.”<\/p>\n

11. If you accidentally + spazzily hit “Publish” rather than “Save” in wordpress, go back into the post and hit “Unpublish” to finish your blag. Then<\/i> you can publish it!<\/p>\n

ETA: Bonus! 12. My World Wildlife Fund calendar tells me that a newborn panda is about the size of a stick of butter. So now you know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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