{"id":285,"date":"2008-07-23T21:10:14","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T01:10:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=285"},"modified":"2010-08-22T20:03:21","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T00:03:21","slug":"im-an-alligator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/23\/im-an-alligator\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m an alligator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is it about this summer? I&#8217;m feeling very blag-challenged lately. Maybe it&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve been spending too much time with those hip new kids, facebook + twitter. But I&#8217;m taking a break from them this week and it&#8217;s all about YOU, blag. I still love you best.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, for a variety of reasons, there wasn&#8217;t much food in the house to pack for my lunch. So I cooked something! Well, it&#8217;s a cold salad, so nothing was actually cooked. But I chopped things up and mixed them together in the proportions Jonathan dictated to me. And there&#8217;s enough for at least 3 days of lunch, so I feel victorious.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll call this one: Johnny&#8217;s Take on <a href=\"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/03\/jump-in-jump-out\/\">Prune<\/a>&#8216;s Black-Eyed Pea Salad (thank you Gabrielle Hamilton!)<\/p>\n<p>1. Open a can of black-eyed peas, rinse them just a little bit, and dump into a big metal bowl.<\/p>\n<p>2. Grab a bag of frozen corn, dump it into a colander and rinse with hot water to defrost them. Dump into big metal bowl.<\/p>\n<p>3. Wash and halve a container of cherry or grape tomatoes and, you guessed it, into the bowl they go.<\/p>\n<p>4. Really you should dice a nice-sized shallot at this point, but we didn&#8217;t have any so we subbed in a few scallions. Wash, chop, put in bowl.<\/p>\n<p>5. Fresh parsley: wash and ask your sous-chef to chop them (I hate chopping! It is at least 80% of the reason I don&#8217;t like to cook). You can put them in the bowl, though.<\/p>\n<p>6. Secret ingredient: gherkins! Any size gherkin pickle will do. Sometimes we use cornichons, but last night we only had the big guys. Roughly chop at least 3 big pickles &#8212; it will look like a lot but trust me, you need them!<\/p>\n<p>7. Secret ingredient #2: gherkin juice! Put the lid on the jar and shake it up, then splash a few good pours into the bowl. How much? Well, you don&#8217;t want it to be soupy (and the tomatoes will shed water too), but there should be some liquid in the bottom of the bowl.<\/p>\n<p>8. Pour some olive oil over the whole mess. Jonathan had me count to 20, but I counted fast. Remember that olive oil is good for you!<\/p>\n<p>9. Salt + pepper to taste. Mix it all up and taste it. If you need to add more salt the next night, that&#8217;s okay.<\/p>\n<p>10. Use the spoon to push everything down to the bottom of the bowl so it call all marinate together overnight. Mmmm, mingly flavors!<\/p>\n<p>Voila! The perfect summer lunch, no hot stove required. Have a thick slice of sourdough bread with roquefort alongside, or even mix in couscous to make a complete meal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it about this summer? I&#8217;m feeling very blag-challenged lately. Maybe it&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve been spending too much time with those hip new kids, facebook + twitter. But I&#8217;m taking a break from them this week and it&#8217;s all about YOU, blag. I still love you best. Last night, for a variety of reasons, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1320,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions\/1320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}