{"id":278,"date":"2008-06-18T22:38:19","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T02:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=278"},"modified":"2010-08-22T19:42:03","modified_gmt":"2010-08-22T23:42:03","slug":"bernice-runs-for-her-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/18\/bernice-runs-for-her-train\/","title":{"rendered":"bernice runs for her train"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wait, <a href=\"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/13\/distant-voices-from-deep-space\/\">I was going to tell you about bicycles<\/a>, wasn&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve wanted a bike for a while.* For green reasons, health reasons, fun reasons. But I haven&#8217;t been able to get myself to buy one. Partly it was a money thing: when we were on our eXtreme library school budget it didn&#8217;t seem properly thrifty to buy a bike. But there are other reasons too.<\/p>\n<p>* I had a bike in college, but I didn&#8217;t use it for transportation as much as for health\/fun rides along the lake between Hyde Park and the Loop. It&#8217;s a beautiful ride (and easy, too). But then the bike didn&#8217;t fit into the Uhaul when we moved east after college, so it lingered in the Midwest until Jonathan&#8217;s stepfather finally gave it to Goodwill (with my blessing!).<\/p>\n<p>Reason #1: Can&#8217;t seem to find the time to go to a bike store. This is kind of lame, but bicycles are complicated and expensive, and it seems like it would take several time-intensive trips to a bike store to get one. I guess if I <b>really<\/b> wanted one I would make the time, right? Which leads me to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Reason #2: See above re: complicated. I have a hard enough time doing maintenance work on the house and the car &#8212; it&#8217;s just not something that interests me. And I would feel bad about spending money on bike tune-ups when I could (theoretically) DIY.<\/p>\n<p>Reason #3: What if the bike gets stolen? Would I have to get 3 million locks? What about the seat? I see some bikes with no seat &#8212; are they stolen or taken away by their owners for security reasons?<\/p>\n<p>Reason #4 (possibly the most neurotic reason, certainly the most important): Brooklyn streets are full of cars driving recklessly. And, for that matter, they are also full of hardcore cyclists biking in a hardcore manner. I am not the world&#8217;s most graceful person. Reckless cars + hardcore cyclists + 1 klutzy cyclist who hasn&#8217;t really ridden a bike in nearly two decades cannot possibly = a good, safe commute.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s getting too hot to walk every day. And it would be nice to have the commute be a little shorter, thus freeing me up to not take the subway home.<\/p>\n<p>Enter: my new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xootr.com\/xootr\/mg.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">xootr<\/a>! 0 learning curve. Can be ridden on the sidewalk. 100% fun. Also 100% dorky, esp. when I wear my <a href=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/413MJ2WVK7L._AA280_.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">orange helmet<\/a> (yes, I know this is blue, but they don&#8217;t seem to have orange anymore). Jonathan said: &#8220;you look as cool as if you were riding a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.segway.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Segway<\/a>.&#8221; And he&#8217;s right!<\/p>\n<p>Just to really drive the dorkiness home, yesterday on my way to work I passed a little boy who  exclaimed to his mom, &#8220;wow, cool!&#8221; Yes, even the first graders think I&#8217;m cool. AWESOME.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait, I was going to tell you about bicycles, wasn&#8217;t I? 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