{"id":270,"date":"2008-05-25T21:54:38","date_gmt":"2008-05-26T01:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=270"},"modified":"2008-05-25T21:54:38","modified_gmt":"2008-05-26T01:54:38","slug":"yesterday-is-gone-and-now-i-need-an-alibi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/25\/yesterday-is-gone-and-now-i-need-an-alibi\/","title":{"rendered":"yesterday is gone and now i need an alibi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please give a warm mauraweb! welcome the two newest members of our household:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mauraweb.com\/images\/kittehs.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"301\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Not the greatest picture, but they are at the 2 1\/2 month old constantly in motion stage. The one with the white back legs is Caramel, and the skinny one with the narrow face is Gummy (&#8220;named after my two favorite kinds of candy&#8221; said Gus). There were much tinier kittens at the shelter, but these two are brothers AND already fixed, an extra bonus.<\/p>\n<p>We can&#8217;t quite believe we decided to get TWO kittehs, but we did, and so far, so good (though I&#8217;m sure we will rue the decision when they&#8217;re playing tag on our heads at 4am). They&#8217;ve settled in pretty well and already excel at Fiercely Attacking the Dust Mop, Protecting Us From Wayward Bits of Ribbon, Keeping Jonathan Company While Cooking Dinner, and Occasionally Sleeping Quietly Under the Table.<\/p>\n<p>(And yes, can you tell we&#8217;ve had a Winnie the Pooh resurgence here lately?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please give a warm mauraweb! welcome the two newest members of our household: Not the greatest picture, but they are at the 2 1\/2 month old constantly in motion stage. The one with the white back legs is Caramel, and the skinny one with the narrow face is Gummy (&#8220;named after my two favorite kinds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}