{"id":2541,"date":"2013-08-18T16:39:02","date_gmt":"2013-08-18T20:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=2541"},"modified":"2013-08-18T16:39:02","modified_gmt":"2013-08-18T20:39:02","slug":"or-are-you-toxic-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/18\/or-are-you-toxic-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"or are you toxic for me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need a pop band to come to my assistance. Ever since last May&#8217;s Popfest I&#8217;ve been thinking about a song that doesn&#8217;t exist: a cover version of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DqEYJnIWgeE\">&#8220;Bluebeard&#8221;<\/a> by the Cocteau Twins. A bit of poking around online revealed this <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/deluciva\/bluebeard-cocteau-twins-cover\">fairly true to the original<\/a> cover version of Bluebeard by someone called Deluciva, as well as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=G5875z8MQ2Q\">this version by Faye Wong<\/a> which is identical except sung in Chinese.<\/p>\n<p>But neither of these is what I want to hear. The cover version I&#8217;m thinking about is a slightly speeded-up track with a male vocalist and far less shimmery guitars, something a bit more spare. Maybe Math &#038; Physics Club could do this cover, or Allen Clapp? The weirdest thing is that this mythological, as-yet-unexisting cover version is actually playing in my head, though of course not precisely because I can only ever understand about 50% of Liz Fraser&#8217;s lyrics.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure the reason for all of this cover version obsession is hearing <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/cassolette\/crash\">Cassolette&#8217;s cover of the Primitives&#8217; &#8220;Crash&#8221;<\/a> while at the Popfest. Cassolette&#8217;s version is fairly true to the original  but with just enough difference to make it interesting. And of course it&#8217;s a fantastic song to begin with, who couldn&#8217;t love it?<\/p>\n<p>Cover songs are strange beasts. When I had a radio show in college I used to make mix tapes of cover versions of songs. Some covers I love much much more than the original song, like Bauhaus&#8217; cover of &#8220;Telegram Sam&#8221; by T. Rex. Others are both wonderful &#8212; &#8220;The Passenger&#8221; by Iggy Pop and the cover version by Siouxsie &#038; the Banshees is firmly in that camp. Still others are kind of a joke but end up being kind of awesome nonetheless, like Age of Chance&#8217;s cover of Prince&#8217;s &#8220;Kiss&#8221; and Killdozer&#8217;s cover of Janet Jackson&#8217;s &#8220;Nasty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I stopped making covers mixtapes at 4 &#8212; someday I&#8217;ll find the time to digitize them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need a pop band to come to my assistance. Ever since last May&#8217;s Popfest I&#8217;ve been thinking about a song that doesn&#8217;t exist: a cover version of &#8220;Bluebeard&#8221; by the Cocteau Twins. A bit of poking around online revealed this fairly true to the original cover version of Bluebeard by someone called Deluciva, as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-2541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2541"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2547,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions\/2547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}