{"id":247,"date":"2008-03-06T21:45:32","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T02:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=247"},"modified":"2008-03-06T21:45:32","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T02:45:32","slug":"she-lives-in-a-golden-square","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/06\/she-lives-in-a-golden-square\/","title":{"rendered":"she lives in a golden square"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has recently been brought to my attention that this blag is a) long-winded and b) boring. Sorry about that! Limbo does that to a person.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s a short funny post (yeah, right).<\/p>\n<p>Q: Who is the winner, me or Target?<br \/>\nA: Target, but I&#8217;m close behind. Or, actually, I think it&#8217;s a tie.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll explain tomorrow. With another short + funny post!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has recently been brought to my attention that this blag is a) long-winded and b) boring. Sorry about that! Limbo does that to a person. So here&#8217;s a short funny post (yeah, right). Q: Who is the winner, me or Target? A: Target, but I&#8217;m close behind. Or, actually, I think it&#8217;s a tie. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}