{"id":241,"date":"2008-02-08T21:54:30","date_gmt":"2008-02-09T02:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=241"},"modified":"2008-02-08T21:54:30","modified_gmt":"2008-02-09T02:54:30","slug":"im-not-making-this-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/08\/im-not-making-this-up\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m not making this up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sent this to overheardinnewyork.com last night, but who knows when or if it will ever be posted, so I felt that I had to share.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier this week I was in Manhattan for a meeting. It&#8217;s fashion week, which means that swarms of fashionistas have taken over Bryant Park. I wonder if they are taking advantage of the <a href=\"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=89\" target=\"_blank\">Best Public Bathrooms Ever<\/a>? Who can say.<\/p>\n<p>ANYway, so I&#8217;m in line for a coffee in Bryant Park and a trio of fashionistas are behind me. They&#8217;ve got some goodie bags from whatever show they&#8217;ve just seen and are pawing through them. One pulls out a bottle of pink fruity vitamin drink or some such nonsense and says, &#8220;Yuck! Do you guys want this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After her friends reject the drink too, one responds, &#8220;Give it to the homeless. They need to hydrate.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sent this to overheardinnewyork.com last night, but who knows when or if it will ever be posted, so I felt that I had to share. Earlier this week I was in Manhattan for a meeting. It&#8217;s fashion week, which means that swarms of fashionistas have taken over Bryant Park. I wonder if they are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}