{"id":219,"date":"2007-11-27T20:41:28","date_gmt":"2007-11-28T01:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=219"},"modified":"2007-11-28T19:16:26","modified_gmt":"2007-11-29T00:16:26","slug":"if-i-knew-just-what-i-had-found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/27\/if-i-knew-just-what-i-had-found\/","title":{"rendered":"if i knew just what i had found"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are all still settling into our new schedule here. I must admit that I&#8217;m pretty tired, but that has as much to do with the dregs of home improvement fest &#8217;07 and Gus&#8217;s birthday party this weekend as it does with my new career.<\/p>\n<p>People! To the extent that these things are plannable, let me advise you to NOT have your children in December. First of all, you can&#8217;t just invite every single kid in town and go to the park like those summer birthday kids, oh no. It&#8217;s too cold to have an outdoor party, which means you&#8217;re having an indoor party, which is: a) messier, b) in your house, or c) at someplace else (which is never free). Budgetary + over-the-top-ness concerns mean that we opted for a+b this year, but since it hasn&#8217;t happened yet I can&#8217;t weigh in on whether it was a good decision.<\/p>\n<p>Also, if you celebrate one of the many holidays that happen this time of year, the whole month will be just one gift-receiving opportunity after another for your December birthday kid. Followed by a loooooooong 11 month toy drought in which he gets not one new thing. Okay, even thrifty me is not THAT mean, but it is distressingly unbalanced this way.<\/p>\n<p>Can you tell that I have a June birthday? Vote June, the perfect month for birthdays! Right in the middle of the year and with nice weather to boot. Except for that year when I turned 10: it hailed on my birthday. But that&#8217;s the worst thing to happen, really!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are all still settling into our new schedule here. I must admit that I&#8217;m pretty tired, but that has as much to do with the dregs of home improvement fest &#8217;07 and Gus&#8217;s birthday party this weekend as it does with my new career. People! To the extent that these things are plannable, let [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}