{"id":2000,"date":"2012-01-19T16:12:32","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T21:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=2000"},"modified":"2012-01-19T16:12:32","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T21:12:32","slug":"dispatches-from-the-rails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/19\/dispatches-from-the-rails\/","title":{"rendered":"dispatches from the rails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I get it that lots of people like cars. But those people are stupid. How can they possibly resist train travel? The scenery slipping by, the ability to read\/write\/nap, and (of late) plentiful electricity and usable-if-pokey wifi.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, there are other people, egads! But there\u2019s something kind of comforting about the we\u2019re all in this togetherness of a train, as opposed to the hurtling by at high speeds in our own personal metal coffinness of cars.<\/p>\n<p>(Though like a good 49% [or is it 51%?] introvert I am wearing my headphones but not listening to anything because I don\u2019t want anyone to talk to me.)<\/p>\n<p>I can see you suckas on the NJ Turnpike right now! Ha! You are not typing on a computer, you are paying attention to the road! And hoping there\u2019s not any early rush hour traffic in Philadelphia! (And if you were me as a passenger, you\u2019d be feeling barfy and carsick probably right now, too.)<\/p>\n<p>I do wish that the tray tables were a bit lower, though. Or that my laptop didn\u2019t run as hot as it does. Makes for toasty knees.<\/p>\n<p>Dear Amtrak, please don\u2019t go bankrupt. Please figure out a way to score a huge investment of funds so you can build more track and speedier trains and make it so I never ever have to drive or fly anywhere east of the Mississippi ever again.<br \/>\nYr pal,<br \/>\nMaura<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I get it that lots of people like cars. But those people are stupid. How can they possibly resist train travel? The scenery slipping by, the ability to read\/write\/nap, and (of late) plentiful electricity and usable-if-pokey wifi. Yes, there are other people, egads! But there\u2019s something kind of comforting about the we\u2019re all in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,74],"class_list":["post-2000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-train","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2001,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000\/revisions\/2001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}