{"id":1767,"date":"2011-07-29T23:49:55","date_gmt":"2011-07-30T03:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=1767"},"modified":"2011-07-29T23:49:55","modified_gmt":"2011-07-30T03:49:55","slug":"i-kissed-a-girl-by-katy-perry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/29\/i-kissed-a-girl-by-katy-perry\/","title":{"rendered":"i kissed a girl by katy perry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan said he&#8217;d never ever heard this song and if you&#8217;d asked me before I&#8217;d have said the same thing, though once I heard it I remembered it. We were at a county fair while visiting family up in Vermont, and for some reason only the Himalayas ride was playing any music. First it was a bunch of Gaga remixes from the first record, then the Katy Perry song came on. J and I were both holding paper plates with the kids&#8217; half-eaten pizza slices on them, waiting as they rode. The kids whizzed around, first forward and then backward. Gus&#8217;s hat flew off but we were able to get it back when the ride ended.<\/p>\n<p>The rides were all a little sketchy, just a little bit too Springfield Tire Fire than I&#8217;m entirely comfortable with. The kids only wanted to go on spinny rides, which I loved as a child, too. But now that I&#8217;m old and crotchety the spinning makes me feel ill, sad to say. So I held the pizza and listened to Katy Perry and thought about all of her many wigs and costumes. Kids today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan said he&#8217;d never ever heard this song and if you&#8217;d asked me before I&#8217;d have said the same thing, though once I heard it I remembered it. We were at a county fair while visiting family up in Vermont, and for some reason only the Himalayas ride was playing any music. First it was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[24,21,34],"class_list":["post-1767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kid","tag-music","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1767"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1769,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions\/1769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}