{"id":17,"date":"2005-06-11T11:50:18","date_gmt":"2005-06-11T15:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=17"},"modified":"2009-11-27T22:45:29","modified_gmt":"2009-11-28T03:45:29","slug":"oozy-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/11\/oozy-sad\/","title":{"rendered":"oozy, sad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No Poconos for us, no nature, no getting out of the hot hot city.  Woke up this morning and though my face has scabbed over nicely (if there even is such a thing) my knee is still oozy and swollen, and has produced in me a fetching limp.  Man, this sucks.  Plus, every part of me that hit the pavement (nose, lip, chin, shoulder, elbow and esp. knee) still hurts.  Owie owie owie.<\/p>\n<p>So now we&#8217;re stuck here all weekend.  Jonathan&#8217;s taken Gus to the playground this morning, and hopefully by the afternoon I&#8217;ll feel okay enough that we can all do something together.<\/p>\n<p>Mostly I just still feel like a huge, total, complete loser.  I dread going into the office on Monday, and having to explain the face carnage.  Maybe I should start making up stories now.  Barfight!  Mugging!  Chainsaw accident!  Sandpaper mishap!  Nah, none is as lame and painful as the actual truth.<\/p>\n<p>Mope, mope, mope.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No Poconos for us, no nature, no getting out of the hot hot city. Woke up this morning and though my face has scabbed over nicely (if there even is such a thing) my knee is still oozy and swollen, and has produced in me a fetching limp. Man, this sucks. Plus, every part of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,48],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-duh","tag-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":710,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions\/710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}