{"id":157,"date":"2007-05-12T21:12:27","date_gmt":"2007-05-13T01:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=157"},"modified":"2007-05-12T21:12:27","modified_gmt":"2007-05-13T01:12:27","slug":"and-we-dont-blame-you-for-that-fiasco-in-france-in-98","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/12\/and-we-dont-blame-you-for-that-fiasco-in-france-in-98\/","title":{"rendered":"and we don&#8217;t blame you for that fiasco in france in &#8217;98"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Gus came home from school with a Mother&#8217;s Day card he&#8217;d made for me.  It&#8217;s really pretty: on the front he drew a picture of a flower with pastels, then he watercolored over and around it.  On the inside he wrote the following (case sensitivity preserved here):<\/p>\n<p>MOM<br \/>\nGRESE<br \/>\nSiNOMiN<br \/>\nBACiN<br \/>\nFLAWR<\/p>\n<p>Let me translate for you as Gus did for me: &#8220;Mommy, this is what you feel like (greasy), this is what you smell like (cinnamon), this is what you taste like (bacon), and this is what you look like (flower).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His teacher has told us that Gus is a fearless writer, that he dives right in and writes it down without asking or worrying about spelling.  Which is exactly how I want him to feel about learning: dude, just jump in, you can fix any mistakes later.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t possibly explain how funny and wonderful and amazing and incredible my kid is, but I think I&#8217;ve come close.<\/p>\n<p>To all the mamas out there, happy mother&#8217;s day!  I hope someone tells you that you smell like cinnamon, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Gus came home from school with a Mother&#8217;s Day card he&#8217;d made for me. It&#8217;s really pretty: on the front he drew a picture of a flower with pastels, then he watercolored over and around it. On the inside he wrote the following (case sensitivity preserved here): MOM GRESE SiNOMiN BACiN FLAWR Let me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}