{"id":152,"date":"2007-04-20T18:18:10","date_gmt":"2007-04-20T22:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=152"},"modified":"2007-04-21T10:56:20","modified_gmt":"2007-04-21T14:56:20","slug":"something-never-ever-to-tell-a-neat-freak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/20\/something-never-ever-to-tell-a-neat-freak\/","title":{"rendered":"something never ever to tell a neat freak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that you can gently pry up <i>each<\/i> key on your white and clear iMac keyboard and use a q-tip to clean out all of the accumulated gunk down there?  You didn&#8217;t??  Well, now you do!!  If you&#8217;re like me, the acquisition of this knowledge will temporarily paralyze you, enabling you to do NOTHING else until you&#8217;ve pried up a few* keys and cleaned &#8217;em out.  Here&#8217;s an OCD tip for ya: the space bar is the gunkiest.  And another tip: don&#8217;t forget which keys go where!<\/p>\n<p>* Okay, more than a few.  But less than all, honest!<\/p>\n<p>You may well be asking yourself, I wonder what events precipitated this cleaning frenzy?  And so I will tell you.<\/p>\n<p>The other night I was meditating in the living room when I heard a clinking-glass-thunking-something-dropping noise.  When I finished with the counting breaths thing I went into the study only to learn that a full glass of wine had spilled on Jonathan&#8217;s keyboard.  Aiieee!<\/p>\n<p>Luckily he has another keyboard, of course.  But he decided to see if he could save the winey one.  First he ran water through it for a good 15 minutes to rinse the wine out.  Since Mac keyboards have a clear back you could see all the wine in there getting pushed out by the water, which was kind of cool.<\/p>\n<p>He left it overnight to dry, but of course it wasn&#8217;t dry in the morning.  So he did what anyone would do: wrapped it in a towel and popped it in the oven!  Kids, don&#8217;t try this at home.  He baked it at 170 degrees fahrenheit on and off for two days, til the last of the moisture was gone.  Mmm, crunchy!<\/p>\n<p>After the bakin&#8217; was done his space bar was acting wonky, so he pried up my space bar to do a little testing.  And that&#8217;s when he found the gunk, and shared it with me.  A whole new opportunity for spring cleaning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that you can gently pry up each key on your white and clear iMac keyboard and use a q-tip to clean out all of the accumulated gunk down there? You didn&#8217;t?? Well, now you do!! If you&#8217;re like me, the acquisition of this knowledge will temporarily paralyze you, enabling you to do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}