{"id":1442,"date":"2010-11-09T23:03:57","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T04:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=1442"},"modified":"2010-11-09T23:03:57","modified_gmt":"2010-11-10T04:03:57","slug":"dear-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/09\/dear-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"dear universe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, what do I have to do to get some more time in the day? Who can I bribe to make sleep unnecessary? I&#8217;m working on lots of super interesting things right now, but I may be just a tiny bit overscheduled. A smidge, perhaps. And my child, despite apparently being overly fond of negative numbers, has not yet built me a time machine. Which I feel is kind of a rip-off, actually. I mean, what is the good of having those small, agile hands and that boundless energy if not to build me a time machine?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, what do I have to do to get some more time in the day? Who can I bribe to make sleep unnecessary? I&#8217;m working on lots of super interesting things right now, but I may be just a tiny bit overscheduled. A smidge, perhaps. And my child, despite apparently being overly fond of negative [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[55,75],"class_list":["post-1442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-nablopomo","tag-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1442"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1444,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1442\/revisions\/1444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}