{"id":1126,"date":"2010-05-21T17:51:11","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T21:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/?p=1126"},"modified":"2010-05-21T17:51:11","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T21:51:11","slug":"things-im-bad-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/21\/things-im-bad-at\/","title":{"rendered":"things i&#8217;m bad at"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sick, and it&#8217;s a drag. I know: alert the media! No one likes being sick, but this sickness was sneaky, which seems extra-unfair. I guess it&#8217;s a head cold: I&#8217;m achey and sniffly, and my main symptom is an annoying, intermittent hacking cough.<\/p>\n<p>I admit that I have been known to try to work through my illness, to not use my sick days, etc. But lately I&#8217;ve tried to change my ways. I started feeling sick last weekend and I took it easy, really I did! Then I didn&#8217;t get any better, but I didn&#8217;t get any worse, either: after a shower, a cup of coffee and 2 advil in the morning I felt pretty okay. So I went into work and kept taking it easy at home. I mean, it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m doing hard labor on a dig &#8212; many days my job involves mostly sitting at a computer or sitting in a meeting.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday morning I started feeling slightly worse, but it was my last day of class (student presentations!) and the last meeting of a committee I co-chaired (elections!) so I had to and wanted to go in. Last night it was clear that I was actually sick, so I&#8217;m home today coughing, drinking tea and alternating between convalescing in the living room and the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>During extra-busy times I&#8217;ve been guilty of occasionally wishing I&#8217;d get sick so I could have an excuse to rest all day, who hasn&#8217;t? But the reality is always much more boring and less enjoyable than I imagine. Because in my daydreams of course I forget that sickness slows down your brain, so it&#8217;s not like you can catch up on anything. It is nice to have the chance to read, esp. when you have a good book: a neighbor lent me her British copy of <i>The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet&#8217;s Nest<\/i> (which is awesome since by the time I remembered to request a copy from the public library I was #252 in the queue, and of course it&#8217;s not even out here yet). And now that I have a laptop I can check email whilst reclining and sipping tea, which is also good.<\/p>\n<p>But I hate how a sick day sloooooows to a crawl. I always feel like I&#8217;m missing everything going on in the real world, and that things are just piling up while time goes down the toilet. I want being sick to be like any other work. Today I worked at getting better. I worked hard and put in my 8 hours, why don&#8217;t I feel any better? How many days of work will it take until I finish this sickness project, anyway? This was not in the original spec. Where&#8217;s a good project manager when you need one?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sick, and it&#8217;s a drag. I know: alert the media! No one likes being sick, but this sickness was sneaky, which seems extra-unfair. I guess it&#8217;s a head cold: I&#8217;m achey and sniffly, and my main symptom is an annoying, intermittent hacking cough. I admit that I have been known to try to work [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,48],"class_list":["post-1126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-life","tag-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1144,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions\/1144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mauraweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}